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The Nick Atoms Journal of Intrigue and Amazement

Name:
The Nick Atoms
Birthdate:
7 February 1968
Website:
External Services:
  • thenickatoms@livejournal.com
STATUS UPDATE FROM CNN.COM:

WHERE ARE THE NICK ATOMS?
On the afternoon of October 15th, 2005, four members of "The Nick Atoms" traveling a Volkswagon van ran out of gas on a farm road in South Texas. Three of them were ever seen again. The next day, the assistant and recorded lone survivor, known as Yellow #5 was picked up on the roadside. Blood-caked and screaming murder!

Yellow #5 said he had broken out of a window in HELL.

He babbled a mad tale: An Richard Simmons cult in an isolate heath club...Chainsawed robot parts and bones...Dr. Ted Nelson disposed of and his two robots hacked up for exercise equipment...Then he sank in to catatonia.

Texas lawmen and Dementia fans mounted a month long man-and-robot-hunt, but could not locate the macabre health club. They could find no Richard Simmons cult and no robot parts. No facts. No crime.

Officially on the record, The Nick Atoms Massacre never happened.

Dr. Ted Nelson still remains missing to this day.

But during the last four years, over and over again reports of bizarre, aerobics classes involving two robots have persisted all across the United States. The Nick Atoms massacre has not stopped.

It haunts Dementia.

It seems to have no end...


BUT WHO ARE THE NICK ATOMS?
Years ago, Dr. Ted Nelson created two robots of extraordinary musical skill: Coburn and Wyngarde. Fueled by their creator's steady atomic percussion, the two musical automatons are guided by Dr. Ted Nelson through the farthest reaches of science fiction cinema and television. However, Coburn and Wyngarde inherited the rebellious spirit of famed B-movie actor and Godzilla icon, Nick Adams, during their atomization. Fighting this inner-rebellion, Dr. Ted Nelson embarks on his most deadly experiment: The Nick Atoms!

STOP BORING MUSIC! It's your duty as an American!
being mean to people, ben deburr, charles bronson, fighting crime, godzilla, having kids with women, james coburn, kicking ass, marscon, movies, new science, nick adams, saving music from itself, sci-fi, sex, shooting crazed harmonica players, stopping boring music, technology, television, the nick atoms, time travel, whiskey!

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